Funny Warning Labels:

  • Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets.
  • Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children
  • Birthday Card for a 2 year old: Not suitable for children under 3.
  • Bowl Fresh (for toilets): Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
  • Child's Scooter: This product moves when used.
  • Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
  • Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
  • Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.
  • In an information booklet: "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet."
  • Liquid Plummer: Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
  • Little Ones Baby Lotion - Keep away from children
  • Manual for a microwave oven: "Do not use for drying pets."
  • Mozzarella salad bagel: Keep refrigerated. Avoid the fridge.
  • On a bag of chips - "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside".
  • On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish."
  • On a box of animal crackers: "No animals were harmed during the manufacture of this product."
  • On a can of air freshener: "For use by trained personnel only."
  • On a can of pepper spray: "May irritate eyes."
  • On a curling iron: "For external use only"
  • On a Dial bar of soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
  • On a Frisbee: "Warning: May contain small parts."
  • On a frozen dinner: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
  • On a hair dryer: "Do not use in shower."
  • On a hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
  • On a kids superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
  • On a lighter: "Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame."
  • On a package for an iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
  • On a package of batteries: "Batteries Not Included"
  • On a portable stroller: "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage."
  • On a shipment of hammers: "May be harmful if swallowed."
  • On a toilet bowl cleaning brush: "Do not use orally."
  • On an airplane packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
  • On children cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
  • On Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
  • On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
  • On peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
  • Toilet Plunger: Caution: Do not use near power lines.
  • Wet-Nap directions: Tear open packet and use.
  • Windex: Do not spray in eyes.
  • Yacht varnish - Not suitable for marine use.